Savage, Badass Captions for Instagram


  • Not everybody needs to like me. I ain’t a Facebook status.
  • My only life tip – Do YOU.
  • Be a flamingo in a flock of crows.
  • Keep smiling. It’s sure to drive people crazy.
  • My confidence levels are so high that I post selfies with no filters.
  • Don’t try to fit in. You were born to stand out.
  • My perfect space – outer space, with the stars!
  • My life moves on. With or without you! The choice is yours.
  • My blood type – Sassy with a touch of badass!
  • Be classy, sassy & bad-assy!
  • Not everyone likes me. But, then everyone doesn’t matter!
  • Classy and sassy, but never trashy!
  • They said I could become anything. So, I became a unicorn.
  • Beautiful on the inside and outside.
  • Give people a reason to stare.
  • You can either take me as I am or watch me as I go.
  • It’s not a tiara. Those are my sparkly horns!
  • NASA wants my selfie, coz I’m a star!
  • I’m all that you want, but cannot have.
  • Don’t try to study me; you’re sure to fail!
  • I’m not weird. I’m a limited edition.
  • Badass with a good ass.
  • Don’t let part-time people stay in your life, for the whole time.
  • My friend list is small because of quality matters over quantity.
  • Life may not be perfect, but my makeup is.
  • You’re the best version of yourself.
  • Don’t settle for being someone else, when you can be the best you.
  • Behind my innocent face and pouty selfies, there’s a wild streak hidden inside.
  • You cannot afford my swag.
  • No thanks, I don’t need your approval to be the REAL me.
  • I may be kind, but I ain’t weak.
  • All that matters is your own happiness. You weren’t made to please everybody.
  • I’m gold, but if you prefer cheaper materials, then it’s fine.
  • You can judge me when you get perfect.
  • Fuck what others think, do what makes you happy.
  • In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take.
  • I’m not picky. I have refined tastes.
  • You cannot do epic things with an average attitude.
  • Here’s proof, that I’m the selfie queen.
  • I don’t need your approval. I’ve got mine.
  • I’m like a speeding bullet that you cannot catch.
  • I’m a queen, without a king.
  • Don’t make yourself easy to understand. Give them something to ponder.
  • The more I get to know myself, the more people I hate.
  • My attitude may be savage, but my heart’s in the right place.
  • Not worried about what other people may think. Coz, I know who I am, and I’m proud of what I see in me.
  • I’m cute, and I know it.
  • I may be cold as ice. But, in the right hands, I melt.
  • I may be graceful, but I won’t hesitate to punch you in the face.
  • I know vodka may not be the answer, but it was worth the shot.
  • Cinderella never wished for a prince. All she asked was for a new dress and a good evening out.
  • Warning – I randomly break into songs, just like a Disney movie.
  • Do you still love me? Well, I don’t blame you. If I were you, I’d still love me.
  • No time for temporary people.
  • Got no time to deal with your bullshit.
  • I don’t do mornings.
  • Always believe in yourself, coz if you don’t, then who else will?
  • I’m not short. I’m fun size.
  • Good girls may be made of sugar, spice, and everything nice. But, the interesting girls are made of whiskey and ice.
  • I’m sunshine in a hurricane.
  • Never do the same mistake twice……unless he’s smokin’ hot.
  • All you need are a pair of heels, and your life changes. Cinderella is proof of that.
  • I am Prada; I don’t waste my time on Crocs.
  • I’d rather be alone than be surrounded by blubbering idiots.
  • Success is the best revenge.
  • I’m not a people-person until I had my first cup of coffee.
  • Karma has no expiry date.
  • You are dating my ex, cool! I’ve got some leftover sandwiches for you to finish.
  • Do strange things with weird people.
  • Be BOLD or Italic. Never, regular.
  • I may have faked many an orgasm, but never sarcasm.
  • You bring out my inner serial killer.
  • You seldom come across well-behaved women in history books.
  • You’re as useless as the “g” in “lasagna.”
  • I’m not after your man. I’m after your snacks. #foodieforlife
  • You may be an expert in Photoshop. But, you can’t add personality to your clicks.
  • Eat, drink and be merry – for tomorrow, you may diet.
  • Do you know what I like the most about people? Their dogs!
  • When I doubt choose Tacos!
  • I’m yet to meet a piece of chocolate that I didn’t love.
  • Chocolate never hurts. It doesn’t say you’re fat. #ChocolatesOverBoys
  • Dear, Summer, slow down! You’re gonna get a speeding ticket!
  • My favorite pastime – ignoring your texts.
  • Pizza never fails you like people.
  • When life throws bricks at you, build a castle.
  • I’m perfectly imperfect.
  • Sorry, I don’t understand bullshit.
  • You don’t have to worry about a zombie attack. Coz, they only eat brains.
  • I can’t choose between six weeks of sleep and an ounce of coffee.
  • I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested – Sheldon Cooper.
  • Twinkle, twinkle little star – show me to the nearest bar.
  • Go the extra mile. It’s always not crowded.
  • Be a fruit loop, in a world full of oatmeal.
  • It’s ok if you don’t agree with me. I don’t bother.
  • You cannot please everybody – you aren’t Nutella.
  • Stay a mystery, rather than a bore.
  • I never want to look back at my life and think, “Wish I could have eaten that.”
  • I ain’t your princess. I’m my own queen.
  • Friends who slay together, stay together.
  • Adios, bitchachos!


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